Archive for June, 2007

Cucumber Pepsi


Japan. Food experimentation. The maxim for Japanese companies seems to be that if two foods exist, and have, until now, never been combined, no greater reason is needed to combine them. This is surely the logic behind ramen carbonara, meat ice cream, and now, Cucumber Pepsi. The label on the bottle boasts of the "suprising" fusion of cucumber and Pepsi. The thing is, cucumber strikes me as one of the most pointless vegetables to combine with something else. It has to be one of the least strongly flavoured, and would pale in insignificance behind, say an onion. So why combine it with Pepsi? Coke released their zero calorie variant this month, so I am betting that this was Pepsi's last minute attempt to put something, anything, new on the shelves. Perhaps the decision involved putting the names of all vegetables into a hat and the Pepsi CEO picking cucumber out?

Anyway, didn't really fancy it myself, so got my girlfriend to try it out for me. She said it smelt like mouthwash and tasted like cough medicine or perhaps dishwashing liquid. I think the photos of her face describe it pretty well...

Edit: I have since tried it too. It wasn't too bad. Not especially disgusting. Not especially good. It tastes quite like a cocktail but without the alcohol. Fruity, but certainly nothing to do with cucumbers. The problem is, that it's a drink that no one would ever, under any circumstances, have an urge or desire to drink. Perfectly drinkable, but not the kind of thing you would buy and so destined for failure. Which is sad, as we need more ridiculous products in the world.

5/10.

Mega Teriyaki

This month’s special at McDonald’s is the Mega Teriyaki. A few months back, McDonald’s in Japan started doing the MegaMac, a Big Mac, with 4 bigger burgers instead of the usual two. It was great, but was apparently rather costly for the multi-billion dollar corporation in Japan, so they started limiting its sale at stores, seemingly to times when I don’t want one. Now, with Burger King in the news again after relaunching in Japan after a five year absence, Mac have needed to release something special...the 980kcal MegaTeri. Ever since I learnt about its limited month’s run, I’ve been really excited at the prospect of the combination of two of my favourites.

I finally had one last weekend. It was, frankly, a disappointment. Firstly, it can hardly be called Mega (a term that, at least within McDonald’s lexicon, seems to suggest 4 "burgers"), as it only has 2. It should be called a Big Teriyaki Burger. Secondly, the burgers themselves are not really much bigger than the single burgers in a normal McTeriyaki. Thirdly, it doesn’t come in a box (so you can handily store chips in the other half), but a wrapper with reinforcements. I think this could be what caused my burger to be somewhat Pisa-like by the time I opened it.

All that said, it is still a two story McTeriyaki Burger which alone is a great and wondrous thing. I feel that the MegaTeriyaki is that rarest of things; a case of McDonald’s advertising promising more than it delivers.

6/10.