Was waiting about 3 hours tonight for a DHL package to arrive. I ordered some shoes these week from Sweden (the only place where they had the pair I was after), and they were meant to be arriving via DHL. When the package arrived it wasn't my shoes, but a book from me mum. Dunno why she decided to send it by DHL rather than normal post though - got to be more expensive. So, thanks very much for the book ma, but hurry up and arrive, new sneakers!
What was the book? Could you fashion the book in to a pair of shoes? Or would the book be more suitable as a pair of slipper's?
The book would definitely be more suitable as a pair of slippers, the type with a tassel that could be worn with a smoking jacket and a David Niven raised eyeborw to enyoy a pipe by the fire in the evening...