I can't remember quite what I said to my Vice-Principal when he asked me if I was a fast runner, but whatever it was, it can't have been sufficient to persuade him of my complete sporting ineptitude, because when Sports Day rolled around again, my name was in the roster for the teachers and PTA team in the 100m relay.
I enjoyed our Sports Day for once this year. The sun was out, the kids were well behved and the parents were friendly and in good voice. In short, it was a little like something from the Stepford Wives. I did make a massive mistake with my photos though. My camera has a thing on the viewfinder where you can adjust the focus for people with bad eyesight. The problem is, that if you have good eyesight (which I now do with my new specs on), it throws the focusing off completely. I realised at lunchtime, that the tiny dial for this was not quite centred and at f2.2 and above, it meant that about 100 shots were slightly out of focus. Really, really annoying. Oh well, you live and learn and all that.
There was a new (to me) event this year, which, like with so many of the events at a Japanese school sports day, would never, ever be allowed to be done in England for reasons of health and safety, mores the pity. This event, the name of which I forget, involved two teams, each of which had a giant ear-cleaning-bud thing to protect, which they surrounded, so that one end poked out of the centre of a circle of about 20 students. The other team then had to jump onto/through/above these kids and try to grab the ear-cleaning-bud thing and pull it to the ground, (thus also crushing the students around it). It was brilliant. The kids just leapt at eachother, knees into faces and arses on heads. Hilarious. It really should be a part of every school's violence repertoire.
By the time the teachers vs students race came around, it was about 3 in the afternoon and I was knackered after having been responsible for all photo teams and video teams all day. This did mean that my usual lack of speed would be excused somewhat by exhaustion, which was good, although I had a rather nasty feeling that some of the other teachers were actually entertaining the patently insane idea that we might beat the students team, comprising of the fastest kids aged between 12 and 15. It was never, ever going to happen. I ran after the Principal and Vice-Principal, which was basically perfect, as it meant that by the time I got the baton, we were already far too far behind the kids to have any chance of victory. My run was ok-ish, although I had the very peculiar feeling of my feet not quite connecting with the ground, like I was running a few centimeters above it. I have always rather suspected my ability to walk on air and this was a little like confirmation. I also think that my baton exchange with the teacher after me was really rather fine.
It's also interesting that since sports day, my students have all suddenly exhibited a new-found proficiency with English adverbial sentence construction and have seemed desperate to practice it with me:
Student: Hey Olly, nice racing.
Me: Why thank you, young Master Watanabe.
Student: Olly?
Me: Yes?
Student: You run very slowly.
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hahaha. Solid stuff mate! Photos turned out really good too. How much photoshop was involved there? You are gonna have to teach me some more tricks!
Thanks, yeah there was a little levels adjustments and a little sharpening, but that was about it. But the rest of the 400-odd pictures I took were a little lame!
Yeah, the areas of focus are interesting. I would love to see the pre-adjustment images. What size lens are you using? Am thoroughly enjoying my little compact camera but am starting to find the lens a little limiting at times. That said though, am starting to get used to it.
It's a f1.8 (I think) 50mm prime, which would account for the narrow focus. What does your compact go down to? Most have like f2 or f3 or something, which would help with focus like this...then there's always Photoshop!
Goes down to f2. Am wondering about getting a conversion. Thing is though, any kind of accessory tends to cost big money for what it is...
If you can go down to f.2, I would say there would be very, very little point paying to go lower...I mean, the difference between f.1.8 and f.2 is relatively minimal - you need a pretty good lens to make it worth while...my lens is the cheapest prime Canon make - it was only about 10,000円!
Maybe it was the hairband that was making it look like, to others, that you are running slowly.
The hairband I think is taking away notice of your speed.
Nice hairband
Also it looks like all the male students are just about to get ready for Battle Royale.
Here's me thinking that movie was fictional too.
Haha, one of my kids came up to me and said, "Olly, please wear my headband when you running" and then handed me this sweaty rag, so I kind of had to...but you're right, it certainly took attention away from my intense speed.
But yeah, the kids allllll wear the headbands at sports day. They love it...and Battle Royale is nothing but my daily fantasy. I would have happily, happily sent my last school's kids off to Battle Royale. With. Pleasure.
I thought you looked pretty good darling - a worthy follow-up to the winner of the beanbag on head race!! xxxx