Electric Pig

Nice to see that the Japanese police are living up to their reputations as the most incompetent police in the 1st (ish) world. In what has to be the funniest piece of happy-news this year, Japanese police officers at Narita Airport planted half a bar of weed on some poor bastard at the airport, in the hope that the airport's sniffer dogs would find it. They didn't and the officer apparently forgot which bag he put it in, allowing the passenger to walk off with the dope. Brilliant. Serves the fuckers right. It's interesting, in all the reports I have read about it, the officers said how sorry they were that the mistake was made, but none of them seem at all guilty about planting weed on some poor passenger in the first place. I can't imagine anything much worse than a bunch of sniffer dogs attacking and then police actually finding drugs on you, particularly somewhere like this with the laws here. Imagine the trouble they would have been in if they had planted it on someone with a heart condition or something...Unforgiveable behaviour. Shocking...but time for some lucky so-and-so to get high!